Faulty natural instincts, the promises of immense nourishment sessions and a terrible misunderstanding of the concept of "squad" costed Meower the recruitment into a mercenary team instead of the subscription to a soccer competition. Despite all of that, he has hardly found any compromising difference between war and sports - if anything, there's less throw-ins and people die much less often on the battlefields.
- Affiliation: BLU
- Likes: italian food, every girl with a nice protruding gut
- Dislikes: getting nerfed
HP: 110 Run Power: 1.3 M1: Knives Chau (3x12 damage) (Meower): If you're reading this, tell Rebel that I love him for this attack. M2: Kick (26 damage) - spawns a soccer ball to kick if one doesn't already exist (35 damage) Down+M2: Slide Tackle (45 damage) -must be performed on the ground Can double jump.
Use your mobility to change up your style and take advantage of your enemy's weaknesses. Meower is good at nearly everything; his biggest advantage compared to other fast classes is his ammo-less strong melee attacks.
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